If you consider your favorite sleeveless shirt that reads "Race or Die" formal wear... If you've ever skipped out of church early to watch Hot Laps... If you've ever called in sick to your job so you could go to the races... If you've ever named any of your kids after your favorite racers car... If you've ever attended a social gathering at a garage... If you've ever told your teenage kids to act 12 or younger so you could have more beer money... If you've ever had a restraining order placed on you by a driver... If you consider taking your wife or girlfriend to the races a romantic date... If you think that the National Anthem is the AMX theme song... If you've ever bought an old beat up Delta 88 as your primary vehicle, because that's what your favorite driver runs... If you've ever taken money from your kids piggy bank so you could have money for the beer garden... If you've ever ended up divorced for going to the races instead of taking your wife out for your anniversary... If you have at least three friends that are race drivers and none own a street legal car... If you consider taking the wife and kids to the AMX finals a family vacation... If you've ever skipped a month paying your phone bill so you could have money to go to the race... If you've ever missed a family event because "you're buddies might need you in the pit"... If you consider sitting in the grand stands, slamming beers quality family time... If having a hot dog, soda and funnel cake in the grand stands is considered going out to dinner... If the lady sitting next to you that is flashing her boobs to all of the drivers is actually your wife... If you refer to the season schedule as your day planner... When offered either an all expense paid trip to Vegas, or two free tickets to the races, you end up at the track... If you think that bringing home a race program and six disposable cups that your beer came in as being a bearer of gifts... If you look around the stands and see people just as drunk and rowdy as you, and think this is normal behavior... If you've ever camped out in front of the ticket office just in case the race sold out... . If you ever give seasoned drivers driving advice, and actually believe that they are listening to this advice...